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Metropolitan Police Commander Lucy D'Orsi meeting the Queen during a Buckingham Palace Garden party

Metropolitan Police Commander Lucy D’Orsi meeting the Queen during a Buckingham Palace Garden party

D of E: Hey Liz at the party shall I do you and you do me
Her Maj: Sure why not
D of E: Got the idea off Cammo and Boris

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36263685

  
When the cat licks the

Cheese, you *could* throw it out, or

Simply label it. 

Is My Cream Whipped Yet

  
In my kitchen are

Eighteen tins, but none of them

Have tomatoes in 

There’s someone outside.
Um. Run? Fight? Fight. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT –
Oh. Oh, wait. It’s you.

Cats on sofa

I wish that I was
Someone whose spaghetti fits
Neatly in the pan.

Tuesday Sp

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