Okay, I know it’s a long time till 1st August, which is when my novel “The Summer We All Ran Away” will be published by the brilliant Legend Press, but I’ve had a glass of Morgan’s Spiced Rum and I’m feeling reckless. Best caption for this entirely predictable and totally reasonable outcome of my Friday night will win a signed copy of “The Summer We All Ran Away”, just as soon as I get my sticky little mitts on my author copies.
Here you go:
This promise is definitely being made while under the influence of alcohol, but we all know that everything lives for ever in cyberspace, so you can totally hold me to it in the morning. And let’s face it, if this is the worst thing I ever post that comes back to haunt me later, I’ll probably be doing okay.
(Not EXACTLY sure what’s going on in the picture, so I’m going to exercise what I suppose could be considered “artistic license”(?) for my caption.)
Here goes! ….
“Spiced Rum-balloon fight”—’cause if you’re filling them with water, you’re doing it wrong.
Hey, I like that one! There was no rum in the balloons (plenty in me, though), but there wasn’t just water…
I did the same thing last night! Albeit with one balloon and yellow food colouring which is just going to look like urine if it actually ‘wors’. Which it hasn’t so far.
Anna, you guessed it right! That’s exactly what we were doing. The bloody handprints were just a sort of extra spur-of-the-moment bonus…
Cassandra’s attempt at winter water ballooning went slightly awry.
Nice one, Midnight!
“No one would have predicted bloodshed at a simple water balloon fight but once someone yelled ‘snowman down’ utter chaos erupted…”
Lou, that’s ace! Love it. 🙂
The snowman was dead. The weather wasn’t changing. Time for somewhat radical ‘body’ disposal.
(Did I mention… Yes. Okay. o;))
Midnight, this is the best one! You are definitely the winner!
It will be a little while (August) until my book comes out, but it will be my very great pleasure to send you your copy. I’ll get in touch nearer the time for address details.
Thanks again – you did make me laugh!
Post-modern art Cassandara Parkin style.
(You’ve guessed it. I really want that book. ;o))
Ah, I’m too late. I was going to say “The kids never realised how important their parents’ condom stash had become until they raided it. There was blood. Lots of blood.”
I won! Thanks Cassandra. I can’t wait for August.
The Red Hand Gang discovered vodka jelly and gave up solving mysteries.