[INT., MY HOUSE, 4.45AM. SHYCAT AND BOSSYCAT COME CHARGING INTO THE ROOM]
BOSSYCAT: It’s morning! Morning! Hello! It’s morning! Time to get up!
SHYCAT: Hello! It’s morning! Hello! We love you! You slept through your alarm so we came to get you!
ME: What? What? I slept through the alarm? Oh my God, what? How did that happen?
BOSSYCAT: Ha ha, not really. We fooled you. It’s not really morning at all! April Fool! Good thing we’re so cute! Bye!
SHYCAT: She made me do it. Bye!
[CATS GALLOP OFF DOWNSTAIRS. I LIE AWAKE UNTIL THE ALARM GOES OFF]
Cassandra Parkin 