See, I’ve worked in Marketing. I know how many, many millions of person-hours are spent in the kind of meetings that only come to an end when the participants have faked their own deaths in order to escape, for no other reason than to ensure things like this don’t make it to the nation’s TV screens. And I’m saying this as someone who’s just discovered her Twitter handle can be misread in Holland as “Fuck Yeah”.
You just couldn’t make this up.
With special thanks to Tony Parkin, who cheerfully lent his brilliant photographic skills to preserve this for the nation.