In today’s ruthless Retailing climate, no-one can afford to expend valuable energy on inflating balls for people who aren’t actually all that committed to buying one:
I can’t be sure, but I think this toy is designed to terrify children about the consequences of putting plastic bags over their heads:
Looks like his friend has arrived too late:
NB these are all the toys in this box set. There are no happy faces in this version of reality.
My First Catastrophic Cerebral Event:
You can mock, but it’s so popular they need a range:
My First Human-Rights-Violation Protest.
By the way, this doll was made in China.
This is getting depressing, isn’t it? Let’s try and find something more fun to talk about!
How about a nice family board game?
“But Dad, it’s not fair, I wanted to collect the decaying human body-parts from the bag floating in the Thames!”
For the record, all of these toys were photographed in a single visit to the Trago Mills Multi-level Emporium in Falmouth – surely the finest retail outlet anywhere in the British Isles. For more Trago Mills magnificence, click here , here, here and here. Go on. You know you want to.